What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 00:59
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …